Bastard

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Bio

Darkside Never Again(more commonly known as "DNA") came to the Armored Core boards in October of 2005. After becoming bored with Armored Core, he started playing Fable, at which point he joined the Fable boards, which quickly became his home boards. After awhile he joined other boards, such as the Warcraft III board, where he was constantly flamed simply for trying to talk about the game. At one time, a particularly "annoying" user named XZORST showed up. There were many polls and much talk to get XZORST to leave, but after awhile, XZORST had ended his annoying ways and settled down. DNA moved to the Pokemon Classics boards once he started playing Crystal again, though he stopped playing shortly after, but stayed on the board for the people there. XZORST had joined the PCB at around the same time as DNA and the two quickly became good friends. After awhile, XZORST left the PCB after DNA introduced him to teenchat.com, where XZORST met a few people who quickly took over his life. In late '06/early '07 DNA met someone who would turn out to be a very close friend of DNA, both on IGN and on webcam<wink>. DNA's first encounter with Fantasy_Suicide(more commonly known as "Emz") was in the "Is jynx racist?" poll, in which DNA told Emz to never post again. Emz, being the stubborn naughty girl she is, didn't listen to DNA, and as soon as DNA found out that Emz was into SG(Suicide Girls) and MSI(Mindless Self Indulgence, a band), they became friends almost instantly. DNA's relationship with Emz rapidly escalated past just IGN boards and went to MSN and Myspace. Once Emz had purchased a webcam, DNA and Emz spent countless hours talking with microphone and webcam. Just talking all night, only talking, just talking, yep, only talking, nothing else. DNA is easily the sexiest user on IGN and the few who oppose that are often flamed by DNA's followers, especially Emz.

The moral of this story is: DNA is cool, and Emz is also cool and everyone else is only cool if they like DNA and Emz because DNA and Emz are much coolness

Yeah, DNA is pretty cool.

User Comments

Yep. Cooler than you, but not as cool as me. Love you loads! <3 - FS(Emz)

Cool. ~suiton

Steve was never "annoying". - Basil

Actually, basil, i knew him a long time before you did, and yes he was annoying he even admitted to coming to IGN with the goal of pissing off as many people as possible, you stupid fuck. if you had payed attention to what he said, maybe you would've noticed that. ~DNA~

I think you're thinking of David, Gez. And we had nothing but sweet conversation over PM. - Basil

No, basil, he was annoying on the Fable boards, try reading more closely, he was annoying and one of the most hated, now get the fuck off my page you fat whore ~DNA

Well, then, I'll back down, seeing as I never saw him over, seeing as I never go there. And oh, only fat people call others fat. It makes 'em feel better about themselves. And in case you haven't noticed yet, I'm happy being overweight. - Basil

I can definitely say Gerroh is NOT fat. Infact, he's pretty damn fit. :) - Fantasy Suicide

Blinded by love, I presume, eh, Emz? - Basil

no, Basil, you were blinded by love when it came to XZORST, don't even start. ~DNA

Fixed your page because the fat bitch changed it to Wanking Cunt. - LC